merry xmas song

 

 

Originally published Nov 2019
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Omg you guys. I don’t think I can leave this on my page. I don’t celebrate any holidays. None. And I wasn’t gonna post any holiday stuff but as I’ve spent the day in my parents’ attic (that I just found out existed) I’ve found some amazing things. Like this. Is it Halloween or Xmas? This just looks like a really drunk man on Halloween.  Who tf makes this stuff.
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ALSO. It plugs in. But I was too scared to do it. Bc I didn’t wanna get electrocuted and Bc I was scared of what this dude would look like more lit than he already is. 
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Additionally. I’ve discovered that most of the things in the attic my dad picked up off the side of the road.  And so begins, #shitmydadfoundonthesideoftheroad  
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We later found out that his older sister had wanted this for decades, and he would just shrug and say, "I dunno where that thing is."  But, can you blame him?  This is the most ridiculous and amazing Santa to ever exist.  Of course he was kept hidden in the corner of the attic for forty years.  

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